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Teething to Telemann? Welcome to “Classical Lifestyle” radio

YourClassical.orgI am trying to wrap my brain around the latest American Public Media venture: The press release we received for this “Classical Lifestyle” online radio service boasts the following channels:

  • Relax: Classical music to help you keep calm and carry on. Perfect for yoga, meditation or a frustrating commute.
  • Energy: Lively classical masterworks that will get the heart pumping on the treadmill or while mopping the kitchen floor.
  • Lullabies: Lovely and tranquil tunes to hush babies and tame toddlers.
  • Wedding: Traditional favorites to less well-known music for ceremonies and romantic dinners for two.
  • Movies: Sounds from yesterday’s and today’s silver screen.
  • Choral: The genre’s best masterpieces from the Renaissance to today.
  • Radio: 24 x 7, live and hosted classical music.

I was feeling a bit toddleresque, so I tuned into the “Lullabies” channel, and there was that overplayed standby, Pachelbel’s Canon. Next I opted for the “Energy” stream, and sure as taxes there was the Scherzo from Litolff’s famously bouncy Concerto Symphonique #4 (trust me, you’ve heard it; it’s the only piece the poor guy is remembered for). Finally I figured what the hell, let’s check out the “Relax” channel. Shocker: first thing I got was Satie’s Gymonopedie No. 1.

Sigh; it’s an exercise in futility at this point, but I suppose I should refer you to composer Patrick Castillo’s excellent essay titled “Beethoven didn’t write the Eroica Symphony for your yoga class.” To wit:

“When we engender, particularly among newcomers to the art form, the expectation that classical music be relaxing, what chance do Schulhoff, Shostakovich, and Messiaen stand? Or, for that matter, what chance do Haydn and Beethoven stand to really penetrate the listener’s senses, when all she’s after is some white noise while doing her taxes?”

Amen Patrick, but apparently it’s too late. The masters of public media are totally determined to convert classical music into background streams for pec workouts, wedding receptions, and Excel chart sessions. But here’s the bad news for conventional classical public FM radio stations that have bought into this strategy whole hog. Services like are slowly but surely going to take a big chunk of your EZ listening audience away. At that point, you’ll have to come up with some kind of strategy for being interesting again. So why put this challenge off until later? As they say during station marathons: act now!

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3 Responses to Teething to Telemann? Welcome to “Classical Lifestyle” radio

  1. Patricia Flannagan April 10, 2015 at 1:46 pm #

    Still waiting for a rockin’ Early Music Channel where its “hey nonnie nonnie” all day long. No motets need apply.

    • Matthew Lasar April 11, 2015 at 2:27 pm #

      The question is whether this channel will an alehouse keep . . .

  2. LocalRadioListener April 17, 2015 at 5:00 am #

    Interestingly, Classic FM in the UK have also launched a similar, though more complex, service both via app and desktop called “Composed” ( I am a UK ex-pat and haven’t yet been able to try the service as it is geo-blocked (any good VPN will fix that) although I am told it is rather nice. It is also a paid service after a 30-day free trial. As Classic FM have always been a lower-brow alternative to BBC Radio 3, this seems like a natural extension for them. It is interesting that the timing of both services is similar, though of course is very much a public-service ethos, whereas Composed is very much commercial.

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