“You know, don’t a be a bitch,” declared the masked man on the Sunday Night Showdown radio network. “You know what I mean?”
“Please give a fuck,” added another panelist.
“That’s right,” concurred the masked guy. “Please give a fuck about the city that you live in and that some day your children will live in. PGAF – Please Give A Fuck.”
Thus concluded the SNS’s compelling (if somewhat ripe) appeal for folks to support the wrestling radio channel’s holiday Salvation Army food drive appeal in St. Louis.
“Donate some cans. We know you got cans at your house. There are people who are fucking starving,” another member pleaded.
“What does it take to bring three can food items, four canned food items, TEN canned food items? ”
“It takes a small plastic bag, a little bit of gas, and some time.”
“Or a box of Ramen noodles?”
“I’d watch it with the Ramen noodles because where are they going to boil the Ramen noodles?”
Anyway, Ramen noodle debate aside, kudos to SNS for their relief work. Hope lots of people got fed.